Top 10 Lies I Done Ever Been Told

10. You have a fast metabolism; you'll always be able to eat whatever you want. [Everybody lie.]

9. The iPhone said I can't get pregnant right now. [The iPhone lie.]

8. You're our favorite uncle. [My nieces lie.]

7. I'll never expect you to do chores. [My wife lie.]

6. You won't have to pay us back until you graduate. [Chase lie.]

5. You're not weird, just special. [My momma lie.]

4. Disney World won't be crowded at the end of December. [My daddy lie.]

3. I'm a gonna take classes with Steve Gumballs and not go to the big city. [My sister lie.]

2. I'll take you to see Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. [My brother lie.]

AND THE NUMBER 1 LIE I DONE EVER BEEN TOLD:

1. I was on the All-Australia football team. [Dude with spiky hair who look like an emu lie.]

What's this all about?

That dude say he was on the all-Australia team, but he be a liar. I'll post some more details later when I do research, but all I know is that this was one lie. He also said he went to Italy, but he probably really just went to Rome. You will hear more about this, mark my word! All-Australia team...more like all-Rottnest Island team water boy.